Ladies and Gents, this one is two easy. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. This was the Headline that I saw today.

Modern Humans, Neanderthals May Have Interbred

You can click here for the article.

Let that jokes and onliners flow, my friends!! I'll start.

"Modern humans and Neanderthals may have interbred? Well, that explains George W. Bush!"

Ok, so that was to easy and obvious. I am sure I will come up with more during the day. Please comment with your own.

I Need To Talk With The Youth Of Today

On a lighter note, from yesterday’s post, please read this short article from the Associated Press and then my comments about it.

Judge: Exposure law is gender specific

RIVERSIDE, Calif. - A judge dismissed an indecent exposure charge against a woman accused of disrobing in front of a 14-year-old boy, saying the law only applies to men. Superior Court Judge Robert W. Armstrong said earlier in the week that the law only mentions someone who "exposes his person."

"It's gender specific," Armstrong said.

He dismissed a misdemeanor charge against Alexis Luz Garcia, 40, of Corona, who was cited in May after parents of a neighbor boy said she showed him full-frontal nudity as he played basketball.

Prosecutor Alison N. Norton said the decision to throw out the case will be appealed because another section of state law says that "words used in the masculine gender include the feminine and neuter."

Norton said Garcia had complained that the 14-year-old was making too much noise while playing basketball. She went out on her sundeck.

"He looked up at her, she looked down at him, and she disrobed," Norton contended.

The boy ran inside and told his parents, who complained to Garcia.

"She threatened to do it every time he played basketball," and the parents called police, Norton said.



-Ok, first things first my 14 year old young man, when a women of any age, but particularly when you are a teenager, exposes herself to you, you say your thanks to whatever god you pray to and then YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!

What the hell where you thinking telling your parents? When we were teenagers, ALL of us men dreamed of seeing a woman naked in real life! (Come to think about it, we still dream about that now that we’re adults.) You should have done what the rest of us men would have done and that is run inside to our rooms and jerked off. And then what you should have done was going out the next day, played basketball again really loud in the hopes that you would have gotten a repeat performance. Didn't they quote you're parents that "she threatened to do it every time" you played basketball? WTF is wrong with you!?! You bet my sweet ass I would be out there playing every day!

Perhaps you could have even bargained with her that perhaps she could expose herself to you more often in exchange for you playing less basketball. Hell, if you played your cards right and developed a win-win relationship here so you got a little older she could have perhaps given you a great education (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). And even then, since the age of consent in California is 18, YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!!


The only time you are allowed to talk about that is years later when reminiscing about your “Mrs. Robinson” while drinking with the guys. And if any woman asks where you developed your skills, you politely say, "Mrs. Robinson. And that's all I'm going to say about that."

"Remember, Remember the 29th of September!"

My readers, I ask you to take 9 minutes to watch this clip from Keith Olberman. And then join with me for a moment of silence for the death of the United States of America as we know it and the Constitution.




Remember this day, September 18th, along with the 29th of September, when one of the founding principles of our Constitution, and Western Society, the writ of habeus corpus, was gutted. Remember this day when I get declared an "enemy combatant" by the Adminstration because I have spoken out against their reckless, and horrid, actions. ("Government Targets American Bloggers as Enemy Propagandists"). President Bush has said, I quote, that any one who disagrees with the War in Iraq and the way his adminstration has waged the War on Terror has "bought into the Enemy's propaganda?"

Really Dubya? That has to be about the stupidiest thing you have ever said! And I will prove it right now. Friends, you can answer along to these questions as well because you all know me.

Mr. President, how can I buy into the Enemy's propaganda when I don't speak or read a lick of Arabic?

How can I buy into the Enemy's propaganda when Al-Jazeera isn't broadcast in my city? This is besides the fact that I don't even have a TV to watch any broadcast by any station!

Mr. President, how can I buy into the Enemy's propaganda when I have never visited an Al-Queda website, nor ANY website that is related to any fundamentalist Islamic nature let alone a violent one? Also note, Mr. President that I don't visit fundamentlist Christian websites, even those that advocate violence such as the group lead by Reverend Phelps.

Mr. President, how can I buy into the Enemy's propaganda when the overwhelming majority of the media in this country just repeats the talking points put out by your adminstration? If I am exposed to anybody's propaganda, its your own, Mr. President!

I'm so American, it's ridiculous! I would never aid or abett anyone seeking to destroy my country, or The Constitution. Hence, my hatred for the current adminstration. With a bill like the one just passed, they seek to destroy America as we know it. Love of country is not synomous with love of government.

Oh, my friends, have no doubt I will be declared an "enemy combatant" and investigated by the Secret Service when they have already started questioning/interogating, without lawyers and without parental notification, 14 year olds who challenege President Bush. ("Secret Service Roughs Up 14-year Old over MySpace Page") Do you think my rants and diatribes against this adminstration have gone unnoticed?! I wouldn't doubt it if my phone line hasn't already been wiretapped. The only reason why I have not advocated for the assasination of President Bush is because it wouldn't solve the problem. It would actually make it worse because it would make Dick Cheney president, which is an evil I would not accept. And the dream of having George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Condeleeza Rice, Karl Rove and Paul Wolfowitz, among others, all killed at once is too statistically impossible so it remains a pipe dream.

Do you trust this President, or any president of any party for that matter because this is not a Republican vs Democrat or Conservative vs Liberal issue, to hold that much power? Do you trust that any president is so omniscient in their judgement of who is an enemy combatant or not?

I don't. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

And when did torture become an American value? A Christian value? A human value? I acknowledge we have had some dark times in our country's history. Remember the interment of Japanese-Americans during WWII? But I always thought that we aspired to a higher value, a higher moral code. I always believed that we wouldn't bring ourselves to the low level of those we fight against.

I guess I was wrong about America.


Yes, my friends, remember this day when I'm gone.

Remember when America died and you remained silent and did nothing.


I'm going sit here and wait for the men in black to come take me away. I'll save a place in the detention center for you. We can enjoy the waterboarding and torture together. It will be a fun and bonding experience.

Lightning Shot Out of Her Ass!!

I know that I should be blogging about something serious, as there is so much in the world today that deserves our serious attention. Or perhaps, I should be writing something personal about my life and the recent ups and downs. That would be what a responsible blogger would do.

However, I have de-evolved into a 14 year old boy after reading the following story from Austraila.

Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom

October 09, 2006 12:00am

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

-Ladies and Gents, lighting came out of her ass!! My friends often accuse me of doing that when I fart, but here is a literal case!!

You can't make shit like this up! No one would believe you if you did. To quote the great Mark Twain, "Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't."

I am still laughing as I write this. Sorry, I'll be a teenager for a little while longer.

Working at finding Home. . .

I am watching the Mets win the third game against the Dodgers. I am in the living room of my aunt's home. I have moved next door with a family friend. My life is still quite chaotic and I am not enjoying the longer commute. But I doing well.

There is much I want to write about. Problem is there is less time in my life to write about it. Quite a conundrum, eh? They when am I wasting time writing this little meaningless post?

Got me.

Just wanted to let you know that I am still alive and that I am ok. And by ok, I don't necessarily mean sane. Just ok.

Talk with you soon!


Oh, yeah. I forgot. GO METS!!!!