Lightning Shot Out of Her Ass!!

I know that I should be blogging about something serious, as there is so much in the world today that deserves our serious attention. Or perhaps, I should be writing something personal about my life and the recent ups and downs. That would be what a responsible blogger would do.

However, I have de-evolved into a 14 year old boy after reading the following story from Austraila.

Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom

October 09, 2006 12:00am

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

-Ladies and Gents, lighting came out of her ass!! My friends often accuse me of doing that when I fart, but here is a literal case!!

You can't make shit like this up! No one would believe you if you did. To quote the great Mark Twain, "Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't."

I am still laughing as I write this. Sorry, I'll be a teenager for a little while longer.