I Need To Talk With The Youth Of Today

On a lighter note, from yesterday’s post, please read this short article from the Associated Press and then my comments about it.

Judge: Exposure law is gender specific

RIVERSIDE, Calif. - A judge dismissed an indecent exposure charge against a woman accused of disrobing in front of a 14-year-old boy, saying the law only applies to men. Superior Court Judge Robert W. Armstrong said earlier in the week that the law only mentions someone who "exposes his person."

"It's gender specific," Armstrong said.

He dismissed a misdemeanor charge against Alexis Luz Garcia, 40, of Corona, who was cited in May after parents of a neighbor boy said she showed him full-frontal nudity as he played basketball.

Prosecutor Alison N. Norton said the decision to throw out the case will be appealed because another section of state law says that "words used in the masculine gender include the feminine and neuter."

Norton said Garcia had complained that the 14-year-old was making too much noise while playing basketball. She went out on her sundeck.

"He looked up at her, she looked down at him, and she disrobed," Norton contended.

The boy ran inside and told his parents, who complained to Garcia.

"She threatened to do it every time he played basketball," and the parents called police, Norton said.



-Ok, first things first my 14 year old young man, when a women of any age, but particularly when you are a teenager, exposes herself to you, you say your thanks to whatever god you pray to and then YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!

What the hell where you thinking telling your parents? When we were teenagers, ALL of us men dreamed of seeing a woman naked in real life! (Come to think about it, we still dream about that now that we’re adults.) You should have done what the rest of us men would have done and that is run inside to our rooms and jerked off. And then what you should have done was going out the next day, played basketball again really loud in the hopes that you would have gotten a repeat performance. Didn't they quote you're parents that "she threatened to do it every time" you played basketball? WTF is wrong with you!?! You bet my sweet ass I would be out there playing every day!

Perhaps you could have even bargained with her that perhaps she could expose herself to you more often in exchange for you playing less basketball. Hell, if you played your cards right and developed a win-win relationship here so you got a little older she could have perhaps given you a great education (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). And even then, since the age of consent in California is 18, YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!!


The only time you are allowed to talk about that is years later when reminiscing about your “Mrs. Robinson” while drinking with the guys. And if any woman asks where you developed your skills, you politely say, "Mrs. Robinson. And that's all I'm going to say about that."