"In My Pants"

Two post today. A fun one and a serious one below. Going right into the gutter with this post, folks! (If that bothers you, skip to the "Boom Today + The Power of Piglet") So my friend posts something on a bulletin board on another site. And it is a list and you are supposed to write down the last song you’ve listened to and add the words “in My Pants” to it much like adding “in bed” to the end of a fortune cookie fortune. I thought this was hilarious and it yielded some pretty funny results. I had just listened to “Red Rain” by Peter Gabriel. Nice to know there’s a “Red Rain in My Pants.” So I just perused through my iPod to find some song titles and there are some funny ass results below, along with some of my comments. After reading through them please feel free to comment with song titles that you know.

Peter Gabriel

Red Rain in My Pants
Sledgehammer in My Pants (Hey Big Fella!)
Big Time in My Pants
Kiss That Frog in My Pants (Ahh, it can’t be that bad looking)
I Love to Be Loved in My Pants (Don’t we all!)
Digging in the Dirt in My Pants (Ewwwwww!!)
Secret World in My Pants (My Precious, My Precious. . .)
More Than This in My Pants (That is what the Enzyte commercials are for!)

Billy Joel

My Life in My pants
Big Shot in My Pants
She’s Got A Way in My Pants (And that’s why I love her.)
Pressure in My Pants (Uh-oh, better run for the border!)
Uptown Girl in My Pants (When a downtown girl just won’t do)
The Longest Time In My Pants
The Entertainer In My Pants (So that is what you're calling it?)
The Stranger In My Pants (Hey now, strange people, my pants should never mix. Unless she's hot.)
She’s Always a Woman in My Pants (Is this the reverse of “Dude Looks Like A Lady”)

Van Halen

Jump in My Pants
Hot For Teacher in My Pants ( My nine grade Spanish teacher fit this song. Remember her, Steve?)
Right Now in My Pants (Yes, you! Right Now! Right Here! LOL)
Why Can’t This Be Love in My Pants (If its just you, then it’s called something else)
When It’s Love in My Pants
Poundcake in My Pants (Darn crumbs!)
Runaround in My Pants (You can if you where really baggy jeans.)
Dance The Night Away In My Pants

Bon Jovi

Lay Your Hand On Me In My Pants ( I need some healin’!)
Bad Medicine in My Pants
You Gave Love A Bad Name in My Pants
It’s My Life in My Pants

Guns & Roses

Welcome to the Jungle in My Pants (Umm, grooming please!)
It’s So Easy in My Pants
You Could Be Mine in My Pants
You Ain’t the First in My Pants (I’m sorry I’m such a slut. Please forgive me.)
Don’t Cry in My Pants (I know you’re sad and all, but while you’re down there. . .)
Civil War in My Pants (Hey, the boys are fighting it out!)

Dave Matthews Band

Don’t Drink the Water in My Pants (Ewww, that’s gross!)
Crash Into Me in My Pants
Too Much in My Pants (A little big for my britches now!)
Proudest Monkey in My Pants
What Would You Say in My Pants
Typical Situation in My Pants
Ants Marching in My Pants (Ouch, ouch, ouch. . . .)
Pay For What You Get in My Pants (Hey, I never said it was for free.)
Dancing Nancies in My Pants (Hey, that was once. I was drunk and it was a theatre party.)

The Who

Who Are You in My Pants (I knew I shouldn’t have drank so much last night.)

Led Zepplin

Stairway to Heaven In My Pants (That’s why I keep telling all the women I meet. Now if they’d only listen!)


Indigo Girls

Closer to Fine in My Pants (Damn, straight! More like closer to perfect!)
Hammer and Nail in My Pants (ouch!)
Power of Two in My Pants (whoah, call Guinness!!)

Ray Charles

I’ve Got A Woman in My Pants (Wish I did right now. . .oh, sorry. Thinking out loud again.)
Hard Times in My Pants (really now!?!)
Georgia on My Mind and in My Pants (Wow, takes on a whole new meaning, doesn’t it?)
Let The Good Times Roll in My Pants

U2
I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For in My Pants (Honey, if it’s that small. . .you need a lot of help!)
With Or Without You in My Pants (When you know you’re not going to get blue-balled.)
All I Want is You in My Pants (Isn’t this the goal of every date?!)
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me in My Pants (Lorenna Bobbit theme song, perhaps?)
The Hands That Built America in My Pants (Wow, that’s a whole lotta hands!)
It’s A Beautiful Day in My Pants (Always is!)
When Love Come to Town in My Pants
Even Better Than the Real Thing in My Pants (“I got something in my pocket, it’s my invisible dinosaur.”)

Edited to Add

Michael Jackson (I’m sorry, these were too easy and just so wrong!)

Beat It in My Pants
Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough in My Pants
The Way You Make Me Feel in My Pants
You Are Not Alone in My Pants
Bad in My Pants
You Wanna Be Starting Something in My Pants
Just Leave Me Alone in My Pants
Childhood Theme in My Pants (From the Free Willy 2 movie.)