Pron Spam Rant

So I posted a bulletin a few days ago on Myspace. that after thinking about it, and the emails I received in response, I thought it was blog-worthy writing and I should post it here for posterity. Perhaps if you have a Myspace account, you've had similar experience. Here it is:


So I am getting at least 10 emails and friend requests a day from fake girls trying to get me to go to either their webcam, where they put dirtier pictures up than Myspace will allow, or some dating site. Both cost money.


How about this? Just SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES FOR FREE!!!!

Seriously, here's my email, Wbslngr76@yahoo.com , send me all the naked photos of you that you want! Don't expect a dime for it though. Ok, I'll be fair, I'll send you naked pics of me. How's that?!

Stop flooding my Myspace account with emails that are just going to have to be deleted. And plus, your account gets deleted in a few days anyway because Tom finds you out. I mean, really, how many black girls with rocking booties are living in China?!!! At least lie and say your from NYC or Miami or somewhere in the US. There are no black or white women named Tara or Jennifer selling pics of their junk living in China!!!

Also, there are a number free porn sites with quality content out there. WHY, in the name of Ron Jeremy, would you think I'd pay for your site if I can get stuff for free?

Thank you for listening. Glad I got that off my chest. Now I have to go clean out my inbox.

Now the responses I got by email have been hilarious. Here they are:

" holy shit, Spi!!!!!! you're too fuckin funny!!!!!" -from my cousin.

"you know, instead of going the free porn route, try changing your spam settings. ;)" -from my best friend's wife

" priceless!!" -from my guitarist friend, whom I share a similar taste in humor.

" Yeah, but I'm moving to your area and my lesbian girlfriend thinks you look cute from your profile pic and might turn straight after meeting you" -from a college friend.

Feel free to leave your own humorous comment. Also, know I really don't need people sending me booby pics. Luckily I have a fiance who appreciates boobies, so I don't get in trouble with them so long as I share. But I really don't need anymore.