Ode to Allegra-D
Oh, Allegra,
OH, Allegra!
OH, ALLEGRA!!
How I love you,
How I love how you make me feel!
My head may be overflowing with rivers of turbulent mucous,
My sinuses bursting from the pressure within,
But you take all that away.
Like a divine saviour, the mounted white knight, you rescue me where others have failed.
Claritin was weak and could not succeed, nor could Chlortrimeton.
My love for you shall be eternal, like the ocean for the sand.
posted by Spider @ 3:21 PM
3 comments
3 Comments:
I'm amazed that you managed to find a plural for "sinus".
I'm so jealous!
Madame Debarge,
I don't know if I found "sinuses." My thought is that if I can't find a word to fit my needs, I'll make it up.
Works for me.
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